A Tramp Abroad By Mark Twain






































































































 -   I found
a chair; then a wall; then another chair; then a sofa;
then an alpenstock, then another sofa; this - Page 96
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I Found A Chair; Then A Wall; Then Another Chair; Then A Sofa; Then An Alpenstock, Then Another Sofa; This Confounded Me, For I Had Thought There Was Only One Sofa.

I hunted up the table again and took a fresh start; found some more chairs.

It occurred to me, now, as it ought to have done before, that as the table was round, it was therefore of no value as a base to aim from; so I moved off once more, and at random among the wilderness of chairs and sofas - wandering off into unfamiliar regions, and presently knocked a candlestick and knocked off a lamp, grabbed at the lamp and knocked off a water pitcher with a rattling crash, and thought to myself, "I've found you at last - I judged I was close upon you." Harris shouted "murder," and "thieves," and finished with "I'm absolutely drowned."

The crash had roused the house. Mr. X pranced in, in his long night-garment, with a candle, young Z after him with another candle; a procession swept in at another door, with candles and lanterns - landlord and two German guests in their nightgowns and a chambermaid in hers.

I looked around; I was at Harris's bed, a Sabbath-day's journey from my own. There was only one sofa; it was against the wall; there was only one chair where a body could get at it - I had been revolving around it like a planet, and colliding with it like a comet half the night.

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