"That's my husband's mother. You may try. I guess she'll
give you an answer." (Exit, slamming the door in his face.)
"And what did you do then ?" said I.
"Oh, went of course. The door was open, and I reconnoitred the
premises before I ventured in. I liked the phiz of the old woman
a deal better than that of her daughter-in-law, although it was
cunning and inquisitive, and as sharp as a needle. She was busy
shelling cobs of Indian corn into a barrel. I rapped at the door.
She told me to come in, and in I stepped. She asked me if I wanted
her. I told her my errand, at which she laughed heartily."
Old woman: "You are from the old country, I guess, or you would know
how to make milk-emptyings. Now, I always prefer bran-emptyings.
They make the best bread. The milk, I opine, gives it a sourish
taste, and the bran is the least trouble."
Tom: "Then let us have the bran, by all means. How do you make it?"
Old woman: "I put a double handful of bran into a small pot, or
kettle, but a jug will do, and a teaspoonful of salt; but mind you
don't kill it with salt, for if you do, it won't rise. I then add as
much warm water, at blood-heat, as will mix it into a stiff batter.
I then put the jug into a pan of warm water, and set it on the
hearth near the fire, and keep it at the same heat until it rises,
which it generally will do, if you attend to it, in two or three
hours' time. When the bran cracks at the top, and you see white
bubbles rising through it, you may strain it into your flour, and
lay your bread. It makes good bread."
Tom: "My good woman, I am greatly obliged to you. We have no bran;
can you give me a small quantity?"
Old woman: "I never give anything. You Englishers, who come out with
stacks of money, can afford to buy."
Tom: "Sell me a small quantity."
Old woman: "I guess I will." (Edging quite close, and fixing her
sharp eyes on him.) "You must be very rich to buy bran."
Tom (quizzically): "Oh, very rich."
Old woman: "How do you get your money?"
Tom (sarcastically): "I don't steal it."
Old woman: "Pr'aps not. I guess you'll soon let others do that
for you, if you don't take care. Are the people you live with
related to you?"
Tom (hardly able to keep his gravity): "On Eve's side. They are my
friends."
Old woman (in surprise): "And do they keep you for nothing, or do you
work for your meat?"
Tom (impatiently): "Is that bran ready?" (The old woman goes to the
binn, and measures out a quart of bran.) "What am I to pay you?"
Old woman:
