Being
Sanguine, We Decided In Favour Of Bubbles, And In Another Half-Hour Were
Called Back Again To The Bags
To see that the bubbles were bubbles
indeed, having dropped in at the kitchens on our way to give an
Opinion
on veal stuffing and bread sauce; and within another half-hour were
peering into the oven to inspect further triumphs of cooking.
Altogether the morning passed quickly and merrily, any time Cheon left us
being spent in making our personal appearance worthy of the feast.
Scissors and hand-glasses were borrowed, and hair cut, and chins shaved,
until we feared our Christmas guests would look like convicts. Then the
Dandy producing blacking brushes, boots that had never seen blacking
before, shone like ebony. After that a mighty washing of hands took
place, to remove the blacking stain; and then the Quarters settled down
to a general "titivation," Tam "cleaning his nails for Christmas," amid
great applause.
By eleven o'clock the Dandy was immaculate, the guests satisfied that
they "weren't too dusty," while the Maluka, in spotless white relieved
with a silk cummerbund and tie, bid fair to outdo the Dandy. Even the
Quiet Stockman had succeeded in making a soft white shirt "look as though
it had been ironed once." And then every lubra being radiant with soap,
new dresses, and ribbons, the missus, determined not be to outdone in the
matter of Christmas finery, burrowed into trunks and boxes, and
appeared in cream washing silk, lace fichu, ribbons, rings, and
frivolities - finery, by the way, packed down south for that "commodious
station home."
Cheon was enraptured with the appearance of his company, and worked, and
slaved, and chuckled in the kitchen as only Cheon could, until at last
the critical moment had arrived. Dinner was ready, but an unforeseen
difficulty had presented itself. How was it to be announced, Cheon
queried, having called the missus to the kitchen for a hasty
consultation, for was it wise to puff up the Quarters with a chanted
summons?
A compromise being decided on as the only possible course, after the
booming teamster's bell had summoned the Quarters, Cheon, all in white
himself, bustled across to the verandah to call the gentry to the dinner
by word of mouth: - "Dinner! Boss! Missus!" he sang - careful to specify
his gentry, for not even reflected glory was to be shed over the
Quarters. Then, moving in and out among the greenery as he put finishing
touches to the table here and there, he glided into the wonders of his
Christmas menu: "Soo-oup! Chuckie! Ha-am! Roooast Veal-er!" he chanted.
"Cauli-flower! Pee-es! Bee-ens! Toe-ma-toes!" (with a regretful "tinned"
in parenthesis) - "Shweet Poo-tay-toes! Bread Sau-ce!" On and on through
mince pies, sweets, cakes, and fruits, went the monotonous chant, the
Maluka and the missus standing gravely at attention, until a triumphant
paeon of "Plum-m-m Poo-dinn!" soared upwards as Cheon waddled off through
the decorated verandah extension for his soup tureen.
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