A Tramp Abroad By Mark Twain






































































































 -   I never had such
a shaking up in my life.  The recent flooding rains had
washed the road clear away - Page 414
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I Never Had Such A Shaking Up In My Life.

The recent flooding rains had washed the road clear away in places, but we never stopped, we never slowed down for anything.

We tore right along, over rocks, rubbish, gullies, open fields - sometimes with one or two wheels on the ground, but generally with none. Every now and then that calm, good-natured madman would bend a majestic look over his shoulder at us and say, "Ah, you perceive? It is as I have said - I am the king of drivers." Every time we just missed going to destruction, he would say, with tranquil happiness, "Enjoy it, gentlemen, it is very rare, it is very unusual - it is given to few to ride with the king of drivers - and observe, it is as I have said, _I_ am he."

He spoke in French, and punctuated with hiccoughs. His friend was French, too, but spoke in German - using the same system of punctuation, however. The friend called himself the "Captain of Mont Blanc," and wanted us to make the ascent with him. He said he had made more ascents than any other man - forty seven - and his brother had made thirty-seven. His brother was the best guide in the world, except himself - but he, yes, observe him well - he was the "Captain of Mont Blanc" - that title belonged to none other.

The "king" was as good as his word - he overtook that long procession of tourists and went by it like a hurricane. The result was that we got choicer rooms at the hotel in Chamonix than we should have done if his majesty had been a slower artist - or rather, if he hadn't most providentially got drunk before he left Argentie`re.

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