La Fleur's PREVENANCY (For There Was A Passport In
His Very Looks) Soon Set Every Servant In The Kitchen At
Ease with
him; and as a Frenchman, whatever be his talents, has no sort of
prudery in showing them, La
Fleur, in less than five minutes, had
pulled out his fife, and leading off the dance himself with the
first note, set the fille de chambre, the maitre d'hotel, the cook,
the scullion, and all the house-hold, dogs and cats, besides an old
monkey, a dancing: I suppose there never was a merrier kitchen
since the flood.
Madame de L-, in passing from her brother's apartments to her own,
hearing so much jollity below stairs, rung up her fille de chambre
to ask about it; and, hearing it was the English gentleman's
servant, who had set the whole house merry with his pipe, she
ordered him up.
As the poor fellow could not present himself empty, he had loaded
himself in going up stairs with a thousand compliments to Madame de
L-, on the part of his master, - added a long apocrypha of inquiries
after Madame de L-'s health, - told her, that Monsieur his master
was au desespoire for her re-establishment from the fatigues of her
journey, - and, to close all, that Monsieur had received the letter
which Madame had done him the honour - And he has done me the
honour, said Madame de L-, interrupting La Fleur, to send a billet
in return.
Madame de L- had said this with such a tone of reliance upon the
fact, that La Fleur had not power to disappoint her expectations; -
he trembled for my honour, - and possibly might not altogether be
unconcerned for his own, as a man capable of being attached to a
master who could be wanting en egards vis a vis d'une femme! so
that when Madame de L- asked La Fleur if he had brought a letter, -
O qu'oui, said La Fleur: so laying down his hat upon the ground,
and taking hold of the flap of his right side pocket with his left
hand, he began to search for the letter with his right; - then
contrariwise. - Diable! then sought every pocket - pocket by pocket,
round, not forgetting his fob: - Peste! - then La Fleur emptied them
upon the floor, - pulled out a dirty cravat, - a handkerchief, - a
comb, - a whip lash, - a nightcap, - then gave a peep into his hat, -
Quelle etourderie! He had left the letter upon the table in the
auberge; - he would run for it, and be back with it in three
minutes.
I had just finished my supper when La Fleur came in to give me an
account of his adventure: he told the whole story simply as it
was: and only added that if Monsieur had forgot (par hazard) to
answer Madame's letter, the arrangement gave him an opportunity to
recover the faux pas; - and if not, that things were only as they
were.
Now I was not altogether sure of my etiquette, whether I ought to
have wrote or no; - but if I had, - a devil himself could not have
been angry:
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