It Was With
Great Difficulty I Could Persuade My Wife To Enter The Boat; For
It Blew A Storm, And She Had Seen It In Coming Over From The
Other Side Hurried Down A Considerable Way By The Rapidity Of The
Current, Notwithstanding All The Efforts Of The Watermen.
Near
two hours were spent in transporting us with our chaises.
The
road between this and Pietra Santa was rendered almost
impassable. When we arrived at Massa, it began to grow dark, and
the post-master assured us that the road to Sarzana was
overflowed in such a manner as not to be passed even in the day-time,
without imminent danger. We therefore took up our lodging
for the night at this house, which was in all respects one of the
worst we had yet entered. Next day, we found the Magra as large
and violent as the Cerchio: however, we passed it without any
accident, and in the afternoon arrived at Lerici. There we were
immediately besieged by a number of patrons of feluccas, from
among whom I chose a Spaniard, partly because he looked like an
honest man, and produced an ample certificate, signed by an
English gentleman; and partly, because he was not an Italian;
for, by this time, I had imbibed a strong prejudice against the
common people of that country. We embarked in the morning before
day, with a gale that made us run the lee-gunwale in the water;
but, when we pretended to turn the point of Porto Venere, we
found the wind full in our teeth, and were obliged to return to
our quarters, where we had been shamefully fleeced by the
landlord, who, nevertheless, was not such an exorbitant knave as
the post-master, whose house I would advise all travellers to
avoid. Here, indeed, I had occasion to see an instance of
prudence and oeconomy, which I should certainly imitate, if ever
I had occasion to travel this way by
myself. An Englishman, who had hired a felucca from Antibes to
Leghorn, was put in here by stress of weather; but being aware of
the extortion of innkeepers, and the bad accommodation in their
houses, he slept on board on his own mattrasses; and there
likewise he had all his conveniencies for eating. He sent his
servant on shore occasionally to buy provision, and see it cooked
according to his direction in some public house; and had his
meals regularly in the felucca. This evening he came ashore to
stretch his legs, and took a solitary walk on the beach, avoiding
us with great care, although he knew we were English; his valet
who was abundantly communicative, told my servant, that in coming
through France, his master had travelled three days in company
with two other English gentlemen, whom he met upon the road, and
in all that time he never spoke a word to either, yet in other
respects, he was a good man, mild, charitable, and humane. This
is a character truly British. At five o'clock in the morning we
put to sea again, and though the wind was contrary, made shift to
reach the town of Sestri di Levante, where we were most
graciously received by the publican butcher and his family. The
house was in much better order than before; the people were much
more obliging; we passed a very tolerable night, and had a very
reasonable bill to pay in the morning. I cannot account for this
favourable change any other way, than by ascribing it to the
effects of a terrible storm, which had two days before torn up a
great number of their olive-trees by the roots, and done such
damage as terrified them into humility and submission. Next day,
the water being delightful, we arrived by one o'clock in the
afternoon at Genoa. Here I made another bargain with our patron
Antonio, to carry us to Nice. He had been hitherto remarkably
obliging, and seemingly modest. He spoke Latin fluently, and was
tinctured with the sciences. I began to imagine he was a person
of a good family, who had met with misfortunes in life, and
respected him accordingly: but I afterwards found him mercenary,
mean, and rapacious. The wind being still contrary, when we
departed from Genoa, we could get no further than Finale, where
we lodged in a very dismal habitation, which was recommended to
us as the best auberge in the place. What rendered it the more
uncomfortable, the night was cold, and there was not a fire-place
in the house, except in the kitchen. The beds (if they deserved
that name) were so shockingly nasty, that we could not have used
them, had not a friend of Mr. R - supplied us with mattrasses,
sheets, and coverlets; for our own sheets were on board the
felucca, which was anchored at a distance from the shore. Our
fare was equally wretched: the master of the house was a surly
assassin, and his cameriere or waiter, stark-staring mad. Our
situation was at the same time shocking and ridiculous. Mr. R -
quarrelled over night with the master, who swore in broken French
to my man, that he had a good mind to poniard that impertinent
Piedmontese. In the morning, before day, Mr. R - , coming into my
chamber, gave me to understand that he had been insulted by the
landlord, who demanded six and thirty livres for our supper and
lodging. Incensed at the rascal's presumption, I assured him I
would make him take half the money, and a good beating into the
bargain. He replied, that he would have saved me the trouble of
beating him, had not the cameriere, who was a very sensible
fellow, assured him the padrone was out of his senses, and if
roughly handled, might commit some extravagance. Though I was
exceedingly ruffled, I could not help laughing at the mad
cameriere's palming himself upon R - y, as a sensible fellow, and
transferring the charge of madness upon his master, who seemed to
be much more knave than fool.
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