Three Men In A Boat By Jerome K. Jerome




























































































 -   You find a place on the 
banks that is not quite so puddly as other places you have seen, and - Page 18
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You Find A Place On The Banks That Is Not Quite So Puddly As Other Places You Have Seen, And You Land And Lug Out The Tent, And Two Of You Proceed To Fix It.

It is soaked and heavy, and it flops about, and tumbles down on you, and clings round your head and makes you mad.

The rain is pouring steadily down all the time. It is difficult enough to fix a tent in dry weather: in wet, the task becomes herculean. Instead of helping you, it seems to you that the other man is simply playing the fool. Just as you get your side beautifully fixed, he gives it a hoist from his end, and spoils it all.

"Here! what are you up to?" you call out.

"What are YOU up to?" he retorts; "leggo, can't you?"

"Don't pull it; you've got it all wrong, you stupid ass!" you shout.

"No, I haven't," he yells back; "let go your side!"

"I tell you you've got it all wrong!" you roar, wishing that you could get at him; and you give your ropes a lug that pulls all his pegs out.

"Ah, the bally idiot!" you hear him mutter to himself; and then comes a savage haul, and away goes your side. You lay down the mallet and start to go round and tell him what you think about the whole business, and, at the same time, he starts round in the same direction to come and explain his views to you.

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