Three Men In A Boat By Jerome K. Jerome




























































































 -   Harris never weeps, he knows not why.  
If Harris's eyes fill with tears, you can bet it is because Harris - Page 17
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Harris Never "Weeps, He Knows Not Why." If Harris's Eyes Fill With Tears, You Can Bet It Is Because Harris Has Been Eating Raw Onions, Or Has Put Too Much Worcester Over His Chop.

If you were to stand at night by the sea-shore with Harris, and say:

"Hark! do you not hear? Is it but the mermaids singing deep below the waving waters; or sad spirits, chanting dirges for white corpses, held by seaweed?" Harris would take you by the arm, and say:

"I know what it is, old man; you've got a chill. Now, you come along with me. I know a place round the corner here, where you can get a drop of the finest Scotch whisky you ever tasted - put you right in less than no time."

Harris always does know a place round the corner where you can get something brilliant in the drinking line. I believe that if you met Harris up in Paradise (supposing such a thing likely), he would immediately greet you with:

"So glad you've come, old fellow; I've found a nice place round the corner here, where you can get some really first-class nectar."

In the present instance, however, as regarded the camping out, his practical view of the matter came as a very timely hint. Camping out in rainy weather is not pleasant.

It is evening. You are wet through, and there is a good two inches of water in the boat, and all the things are damp.

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