Diary Of A Pilgrimage By Jerome K. Jerome




























































































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They took no notice of my warning, and caught hold of my Gladstone.
I resisted feebly, but was over-powered - Page 20
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They Took No Notice Of My Warning, And Caught Hold Of My Gladstone. I Resisted Feebly, But Was Over-Powered, And Went To Sleep Again.

On awakening, I discovered myself in the buffet.

I have no recollection of going there. My instinct must have guided me there during my sleep.

I ordered my usual repast of coffee and rolls. (I must have been full of coffee and rolls by this time.) I had got the idea into my head now that I was in Norway, and so I ordered them in broken Scandinavian, a few words of which I had picked up during a trip through the fiords last summer.

Of course, the man did not understand; but I am accustomed to witnessing the confusion of foreigners when addressed in their native tongue, and so forgave him - especially as, the victuals being well within reach, language was a matter of secondary importance.

I took two cups of coffee, as usual - one for B., and one for myself- -and, bringing them to the table, looked round for B. I could not see him anywhere. What had become of him? I had not seen him, that I could recollect, for hours. I did not know where I was, or what I was doing. I had a hazy knowledge that B. and I had started off together - whether yesterday or six months ago, I could not have said to save my life - with the intention, if I was not mistaken, of going somewhere and seeing something. We were now somewhere abroad - somewhere in Norway was my idea; though why I had fixed on Norway is a mystery to me to this day - and I had lost him!

How on earth were we ever to find each other again? A horrible picture presented itself to my mind of our both wandering distractedly up and down Europe, perhaps for years, vainly seeking each other. The touching story of Evangeline recurred to me with terrible vividness.

Something must be done, and that immediately. Somehow or another I must find B. I roused myself, and summoned to my aid every word of Scandinavian that I knew.

It was no good these people pretending that they did not understand their own language, and putting me off that way. They had got to understand it this time. This was no mere question of coffee and rolls; this was a serious business. I would make that waiter understand my Scandinavian, if I had to hammer it into his head with his own coffee-pot!

I seized him by the arm, and, in Scandinavian that must have been quite pathetic in its tragic fervour, I asked him if he had seen my friend - my friend B.

The man only stared.

I grew desperate. I shook him. I said:

"My friend - big, great, tall, large - is he where? Have you him to see where? Here?"

(I had to put it that way because Scandinavian grammar is not a strong point with me, and my knowledge of the verbs is as yet limited to the present tense of the infinitive mood.

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