Europe Revised By Irvin S. Cobb









































































 -   It's a sickening situation; but if I can save
it I'll do it.  I'll be well bred if it takes - Page 91
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It's A Sickening Situation; But If I Can Save It I'll Do It.

I'll be well bred if it takes a leg!"

So, wearing the manner of one who has been accustomed all his life to finishing off his dinner with a mess of string-beans, I used my putting-iron; and from the edge of the fair green I holed out in three. My last stroke was a dandy, if I do say it myself. The others were game too - I could see that. They were eating beans as though beans were particularly what they had come for. Out of the tail of my eye I glanced at our hostess, sitting next to me on the left. She was placid, calm, perfectly easy. Again addressing myself mentally I said:

"There's a thoroughbred for you! You take a woman who got prosperous suddenly and is still acutely suffering from nervous culture, and if such a shipwreck had occurred at her dinner table she'd be utterly prostrated by now - she'd be down and out - and we'd all be standing back to give her air; but when they're born in the purple it shows in these big emergencies. Look at this woman now - not a ripple on the surface - balmy as a summer evening! But in about one hour from now, Central European time, I can see her accepting that fool butler's resignation before he's had time to offer it!"

After the beans had been cleared off the right-of-way we had the dessert and the cheese and the coffee and the rest of it.

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