But If He Was Soft On The
Arkansas Mosquitoes, He Was Hard Enough On The Mosquitoes Of Lake
Providence To Make Up For It - 'those Lake Providence Colossi,' As He
Finely Called Them.
He said that two of them could whip a dog, and that
four of them could hold a man down; and except help come, they would
kill him - 'butcher him,' as he expressed it.
Referred in a sort of
casual way - and yet significant way - to 'the fact that the life policy
in its simplest form is unknown in Lake Providence - they take out a
mosquito policy besides.' He told many remarkable things about those
lawless insects. Among others, said he had seen them try to vote.
Noticing that this statement seemed to be a good deal of a strain on us,
he modified it a little: said he might have been mistaken, as to that
particular, but knew he had seen them around the polls 'canvassing.'
There was another passenger - friend of H.'s - who backed up the harsh
evidence against those mosquitoes, and detailed some stirring adventures
which he had had with them. The stories were pretty sizable, merely
pretty sizable; yet Mr. H. was continually interrupting with a cold,
inexorable 'Wait - knock off twenty-five per cent. of that; now go on;'
or, 'Wait - you are getting that too strong; cut it down, cut it down -
you get a leetle too much costumery on to your statements: always dress
a fact in tights, never in an ulster;' or, 'Pardon, once more:
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