He Had Heard Of Gun-Boats
And Mortar-Boats, Of Forts Built Upon The River, Of Columbiads,
Dahlgrens, And Parrotts, Of All The Pomps And Circumstance Of
Glorious War, And Entertained An Idea That Cairo Was The Nucleus Or
Pivot Of All Really Strategetic Movements In This Terrible National
Struggle.
Under such circumstances I was as it were forced to go to
Cairo, and bore myself, under the circumstances, as much like Mark
Tapley as my nature would permit.
I was not jolly while I was there
certainly, but I did not absolutely break down and perish in its
mud.
Cairo is the southern terminus of the Illinois Central Railway.
There is but one daily arrival there, namely, at half-past four in
the morning; and but one dispatch, which is at half-past three in
the morning. Everything is thus done to assist that view of life
which Mark Tapley took when he resolved to ascertain under what
possible worst circumstances of existence he could still maintain
his jovial character. Why anybody should ever arrive at Cairo at
half-past four A.M., I cannot understand. The departure at any hour
is easy of comprehension. The place is situated exactly at the
point at which the Ohio and the Mississippi meet, and is, I should
say - merely guessing on the matter - some ten or twelve feet lower
than the winter level of the two rivers. This gives it naturally a
depressed appearance, which must have much aided Mark Tapley in his
endeavors. Who were the founders of Cairo I have never ascertained.
They are probably buried fathoms deep in the mud, and their names
will no doubt remain a mystery to the latest ages. They were
brought thither, I presume, by the apparent water privileges of the
place; but the water privileges have been too much for them, and by
the excess of their powers have succeeded in drowning all the
capital of the early Cairovians, and in throwing a wet blanket of
thick, moist, glutinous dirt over all their energies.
The free State of Illinois runs down far south between the slave
States of Kentucky to the east, and of Missouri to the west, and is
the most southern point of the continuous free-soil territory of the
Northern States. This point of it is a part of a district called
Egypt, which is as fertile as the old country from whence it has
borrowed a name; but it suffers under those afflictions which are
common to all newly-settled lands which owe their fertility to the
vicinity of great rivers. Fever and ague universally prevail. Men
and women grow up with their lantern faces like specters. The
children are prematurely old; and the earth, which is so fruitful,
is hideous in its fertility. Cairo and its immediate neighborhood
must, I suppose, have been subject to yearly inundation before it
was "settled up." At present it is guarded on the shores of each
river by high mud banks, built so as to protect the point of land.
These are called the levees, and do perform their duty by keeping
out the body of the waters.
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