As To The Hot-Air Pipes, There Can, I
Think, Be No Doubt That To Them Is To Be Charged The Murder Of All
Rosy Cheeks Throughout The States.
If the effect was to be noticed
simply in the dry faces of the men about Wall Street, I should be
very indifferent to the matter.
But the young ladies of Fifth
Avenue are in the same category. The very pith and marrow of life
is baked out of their young bones by the hot-air chambers to which
they are accustomed. Hot air is the great destroyer of American
beauty.
In saying that there is very little to be seen in New York I have
also said that there is no way of seeing that little. My assertion
amounts to this; that there are no cabs. To the reading world at
large this may not seem to be much, but let the reading world go to
New York, and it will find out how much the deficiency means. In
London, in Paris, in Florence, in Rome, in the Havana, or at Grand
Cairo, the cab-driver or attendant does not merely drive the cab or
belabor the donkey, but he is the visitor's easiest and cheapest
guide. In London, the Tower, Westminster Abbey, and Madame Tussaud
are found by the stranger without difficulty, and almost without a
thought, because the cab-driver knows the whereabouts and the way.
Space is moreover annihilated, and the huge distances of the
English metropolis are brought within the scope of mortal power.
But in New York there is no such institution.
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