He made such grammatical
blunders, that my sides ached with laughing at him. Oh, I wish you
could have seen the wretch! But here is the document, written in
the same style in which it was spoken. Read it; you have a rich
treat in store."
I took the pamphlet, not a little amused at his description of Mr.
C - -, for whom I felt an uncharitable dislike.
"And how did you contrive to entertain yourself, Mr. Wilson, during
his long address?"
"By thinking how many fools were collected together, to listen to
one greater than the rest. By the way, Moodie, did you notice
farmer Flitch?"
"No; where did he sit?"
"At the foot of the table. You must have seen him, he was too big
to be overlooked. What a delightful squint he had! What a ridiculous
likeness there was between him and the roast pig he was carving!
I was wondering all dinner-time how that man contrived to cut up
that pig; for one eye was fixed upon the ceiling, and the other
leering very affectionately at me. It was very droll; was it not?"
"And what do you intend doing with yourself when you arrive in
Canada?" said I.
"Find out some large hollow tree, and live like Bruin in winter by
sucking my paws.
