Myself,
and thought of my own abortive attempts in that way, and went fast
asleep. In the morning John came to his breakfast, with his jacket
buttoned up to his throat.
"Could you not dry your shirt by the fire, John? You will get cold
wanting it."
"Aha, by dad! it's dhry enough now. The divil has made tinder of it
long afore this."
"Why, what has happened to it? I heard you washing all night."
"Washing! Faith, an' I did scrub it till my hands were all ruined
intirely, and thin I took the brush to it; but sorra a bit of the
dirth could I get out of it. The more I rubbed the blacker it got,
until I had used up all the soap, and the perspiration was pouring
off me like rain. 'You dirthy owld bit of a blackguard of a rag,'
says I, in an exthremity of rage, 'You're not fit for the back of a
dacent lad an' a jintleman. The divil may take ye to cover one of
his imps;' an' wid that I sthirred up the fire, and sent it plump
into the middle of the blaze."
"And what will you do for a shirt?"
"Faith, do as many a betther man has done afore me, go widout."
I looked up two old shirts of my husband's, which John received with
an ecstacy of delight.
