Tom: "My good woman, I am greatly obliged to you. We have no bran;
can you give me a small quantity?"
Old woman: "I never give anything. You Englishers, who come out with
stacks of money, can afford to buy."
Tom: "Sell me a small quantity."
Old woman: "I guess I will." (Edging quite close, and fixing her
sharp eyes on him.) "You must be very rich to buy bran."
Tom (quizzically): "Oh, very rich."
Old woman: "How do you get your money?"
Tom (sarcastically): "I don't steal it."
Old woman: "Pr'aps not. I guess you'll soon let others do that
for you, if you don't take care. Are the people you live with
related to you?"
Tom (hardly able to keep his gravity): "On Eve's side. They are my
friends."
Old woman (in surprise): "And do they keep you for nothing, or do you
work for your meat?"
Tom (impatiently): "Is that bran ready?" (The old woman goes to the
binn, and measures out a quart of bran.) "What am I to pay you?"
Old woman: "A York shilling."
Tom (wishing to test her honesty): "Is there any difference between
a York shilling and a shilling of British currency?"
Old woman (evasively): "I guess not. Is there not a place in England
called York?" (Looking up and leering knowingly in his face.)
Tom (laughing): "You are not going to come York over me in that way,
or Yankee either.
