He
Was Now Pretending To Be Badly Injured, In Order
To Escape The Punishment Which He Knew He
Would Receive If I Discovered That He Was The
Instigator Of The Trouble.
On hearing this, I gave
instructions that he was not to go to Voi in the
special train with the others; but I had not heard
the last of him yet.
About eleven o'clock that
night I was called up and asked to go down to
the masons' camp to see a man who was supposed
to be dying. I at once pulled on my boots, got
some brandy and ran down to the camp, where
to my surprise and amusement I found that it was
my friend Karim Bux who was at death's door. It
was perfectly evident to me that he was only
"foxing," but when he asked for dawa (medicine),
I told him gravely that I would give him some
very good dawa in the morning.
Next day at noon - when it was my custom
to have evil-doers brought up for judgment - I
asked for Karim Bux, but was told that he was too
ill to walk. I accordingly ordered him to be
carried to my boma, and in a few moments he
arrived in his charpoy, which was shouldered by
four coolies who, I could see, knew quite well
that he was only shamming. There were also
a score or so of his friends hanging around,
doubtless waiting in the expectation of seeing the
"Sahib" hoodwinked. When the bed was placed
on the ground near me, I lifted the blanket with
which he had covered himself and thoroughly
examined him, at the same time feeling him to
make sure that he had no fever. He pretended
to be desperately ill and again asked for dawa;
but having finally satisfied myself that it was as
the jemadar had said - pure budmashi (devilment)
- I told him that I was going to give him some
very effective dawa, and carefully covered him up
again, pulling the blanket over his head. I then
got a big armful of shavings from a carpenter's
bench which was close by, put them under the
bed and set fire to them. As soon as the sham
invalid felt the heat, he peeped over the edge of
the blanket; and when he saw the smoke and
flame leaping up round him, he threw the blanket
from him, sprang from the bed exclaiming
"Beiman shaitan!" ("Unbelieving devil!"), and
fled like a deer to the entrance of my boma,
pursued by a Sikh sepoy, who got in a couple
of good whacks on his shoulders with a stout
stick before he effected his escape. His amused
comrades greeted me with shouts of "Shabash,
Sahib!" ("Well done, sir"), and I never had
any further trouble with Karim Bux. He came
back later in the day, with clasped hands imploring
forgiveness, which I readily granted, as he was a
clever workman.
A few days after this incident I was returning
home one morning from a tree in which I had
been keeping watch for the man-eaters during
the previous night. Coming unexpectedly on the
quarry, I was amazed to find dead silence reigning
and my rascals of workmen all stretched out in
the shade under the trees taking it very easy
- some sleeping, some playing cards. I watched
their proceedings through the bushes for a little
while, and then it occurred to me to give them
a fright by firing my rifle over their heads.
On the report being heard, the scene changed
like magic: each man simply flew to his particular
work, and hammers and chisels resounded merrily
and energetically, where all had been silence a
moment before. They thought, of course, that I
was still some distance off and had not seen them,
but to their consternation I shouted to them that
they were too late, as I had been watching them
for some time. I fined every man present heavily,
besides summarily degrading the Headman, who
had thus shown himself utterly unfit for his
position. I then proceeded to my hut, but had
scarcely arrived there when two of the scoundrels
tottered up after me, bent almost double and
calling Heaven to witness that I had shot them
both in the back. In order to give a semblance
of truth to an otherwise bald and unconvincing
narrative, they had actually induced one of their
fellow workmen to make a few holes like shot
holes in their backs, and these were bleeding
profusely. Unfortunately for them, however, I
had been carrying a rifle and not a shot gun, and
they had also forgotten to make corresponding
holes in their clothing, so that all they achieved
by this elaborate tissue of falsehood was to bring
on themselves the derision of their comrades
and the imposition of an extra fine.
Shortly after this, when the masons realised that
I intended to make each man do a fair day's work
for his money, and would allow nothing to
prevent this intention from being carried out, they
came to the conclusion that the best thing to do
would be to put me quietly out of the way.
Accordingly they held a meeting one night, all
being sworn to secrecy, and after a long palaver it
was arranged that I was to be murdered next
day when I made my usual visit to the quarry.
My body was to be thrown into the jungle,
where of course it would soon be devoured by
wild beasts, and then they were to say that I had
been killed and eaten by a lion. To this cheerful
proposal every man present at the meeting agreed,
and affixed his finger-mark to a long strip of paper
as a binding token. Within an hour after the
meeting had dispersed, however, I was aroused
by one of the conspirators, who had crept into my
camp to give me warning. I thanked him for his
information, but determined to go to the quarry
in the morning all the same, as at this stage of
affairs I really did not believe that they were
capable of carrying out such a diabolical scheme,
and was rather inclined to think that the informant
had been sent merely to frighten me.
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